Truly, a Brigade of Blunderboys. A Gaggle of Grift-lords. A Thicket of MAGAts with Elon flailing somewhere near the front, waving his broken joystick and muttering something about Mars.
Anyway, who’s ready to climb aboard the next test flight? Anyone?
Didn’t think so.
PS: If the launchpad smells faintly of crypto and burned hair, that’s not your imagination. That’s just Musk.
When people say they are experiencing Schadenfreude, it's personal. I get that thrill when Elon's rocketshit explodes. Every time. I get Schadenfreude when the G7 ignores Trump out of the meeting in less than a day. When we see shots of Melanoma giving him side eye, the demoralizing "military parade" goes tits up. When E. Jean Carroll smiles while holding up yet another judgment in her favor, when J D Vance appears in public and inevitably humiliates himself. Or when Trump all out attacks THE FRICKIN' STATE OF CALIFORNIA and Gavin Newsom flips him off. Just, oh, so many many things all day long. Schadenfreude, to me, is the way to stay sane and stable in Bizarro Trump world. It's not a singularity. I know you can do this.
Agent orange and his fucking maladminstration should take back the funding they gave to SpaceX. Hmm, may as well take back all the funding given to the ketamine klansman while they're at it. They could use that money for USAID and healthcare in this country.
Think the pool-of-plasma-formerly known-as-republicans would think about that even for a millisecond🤬🤬
Truly, a Brigade of Blunderboys. A Gaggle of Grift-lords. A Thicket of MAGAts with Elon flailing somewhere near the front, waving his broken joystick and muttering something about Mars.
Anyway, who’s ready to climb aboard the next test flight? Anyone?
Didn’t think so.
PS: If the launchpad smells faintly of crypto and burned hair, that’s not your imagination. That’s just Musk.
Know your compound nouns - A slime of republicans, a yammering of MAGATS, a crap of Senators.
SpaceX needs better rocket surgeons
Tourism slogans for Musk's newly (in May) incorporated Texas town of Starbase where the Space X rocket go boom.
"Starbase. Come for the explosion. Stay for the excuses."
"It's always the 4th of July in Starbase!"
"Starbase. You'll never leave."
I so much love ❤️ this for him!!
We all wish him the best ... failure.
None if the V2 have made it to reentry yet and this will be a major setback IMO.
Yes, spaceshits that blow up are kinda' a setback. He may need a differnt hobby.
T, can you do a Schadenfreude t-shirt, please?
What event would the Schadenfreude refer to?
When people say they are experiencing Schadenfreude, it's personal. I get that thrill when Elon's rocketshit explodes. Every time. I get Schadenfreude when the G7 ignores Trump out of the meeting in less than a day. When we see shots of Melanoma giving him side eye, the demoralizing "military parade" goes tits up. When E. Jean Carroll smiles while holding up yet another judgment in her favor, when J D Vance appears in public and inevitably humiliates himself. Or when Trump all out attacks THE FRICKIN' STATE OF CALIFORNIA and Gavin Newsom flips him off. Just, oh, so many many things all day long. Schadenfreude, to me, is the way to stay sane and stable in Bizarro Trump world. It's not a singularity. I know you can do this.
OK, here is my email. trevor@irvinproductions.com
Send me your email and I'll send you an idea I've worked up... it may work.
T
Yes, please!!! I also want that same T-shirt!
Here is the link to the Schadenfreude.
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/76530784-schadenfreude
Thank you! I love the design, and I have ordered my Tee.
Thank you for your support. It keeps things going here. I hope you like the shirt.
Regards,
T
Bwahahaha!
Elon seems to be specializing in exploding Spaceshits, Swastikars, and his political future.
"unscheduled disassembly" - cute🙄
Agent orange and his fucking maladminstration should take back the funding they gave to SpaceX. Hmm, may as well take back all the funding given to the ketamine klansman while they're at it. They could use that money for USAID and healthcare in this country.
Think the pool-of-plasma-formerly known-as-republicans would think about that even for a millisecond🤬🤬
"Experienced a major anomaly" eh?
* "Not funny X. I told you not to push all the buttons. Your father's not gonna be happy about this. You already gave him one black eye."
* "Um boss...some things were changed while you were gone"
* "Scott Bessent made me do it!"
* "Jeff Bezos made me do it!"