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Minnie Fleming's avatar

Picturing him getting the boots on the wrong foot.

Trevor Stone Irvin's avatar

He has trouble figuring out how to put a hat on...

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Sasquatch's avatar

Samuel Wurzelbacher died at age 49. Markwayne Mullin is now 48.

Just stating facts......

Trevor Stone Irvin's avatar

Ooooooo... that gave me tingles!

Thomas's avatar

Can someone please teach me how to pray for this (even though I hear that’s not a very nice thing to do)? I have a few names to add on a list 📋

Jane's avatar

I read MarkyMarkWayne Mullet also had his Covid PPP loan forgiven. Don’t know how true that is, but it sounds apropos. That “thing” in the Whitehouse/ Mar-a Lardo picks real winners! Mullet also does lots of “misspokes”. What possibly could go wrong. 🤦🏻‍♀️

D. D. Wyss's avatar

It looks like I am the first to respond to your poll. I feel smugly superior to Marky Malarky because not only can I tie my shoes, but I can (and do) tie my shoes with a Berluti knot!

Trevor Stone Irvin's avatar

A BERLUTU KNOT!!! HOly shit!!! that is amazing!!!... aH... what the fuck is a Berluti knot for all us unwashed???

But, it need not be said that you are superior in uncountable ways!

D. D. Wyss's avatar

It's a knot that doesn't come undone unless you want it to. There are videos on YouTube that will teach you how to tie a Berluti knot. Then you can be the envy of all the other kids on your block!

Dale of Green Gables's avatar

We now know why his parents made sure he had at least one first name to remember.

Trevor Stone Irvin's avatar

HIs name is sewn into all his clothes and underwear...

the real pambo's avatar

Does it count that it was morning over here on the west coast when you posted this? It’s a an hour later from the time change too, so there’s that…

My late Dad never spoke ill of anyone (RIP Vern 1932-2025), but I remember him saying out loud one time that, “so-and-so is as dumb as a stump!” MarkWayne Mullet fits that description. Even though Krusty is out, she’s been replaced with more stupid.

Trevor Stone Irvin's avatar

Of course it counts on the west coast... Dumb as a box of socks.

Steve Valk's avatar

Now that MarkeyMarkWayne has left the Hill, Tommy Turdville reins supreme as the dumbest asshole in the U.S. Senate.

Trevor Stone Irvin's avatar

I believe you are correct...

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Meg Sampson's avatar

At least now we have a clue why MarkyMarkWayne Mullet has been all over the Sunday lies

Trevor Stone Irvin's avatar

Why do those shows still run???

BigDaddy52's avatar

Oh, c'mon. Don’t wanna say 'wishful thinking'?