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Trump administration is trafficking illegals.

There is nothing quite like an ICEy Thanksgiving.

I knew it had to happen. They couldn’t hide it forever. But, yes, Trump administration officials are not only hiding but trafficking in illegal immigrants from Brazil and other places. Yes, they are smuggling them in, not out!

The ICE / Thugs ‘n’ Criminals Inc. has managed to round up Karolyin’ Leavitts’s nephew’s mom, Bruna Caroline Ferreira, who has been hiding in plain sight at Karolyin’s nephew’s house. It is suspected that Karolyin’ smuggled her into the U.S. in her briefcase aboard Donny’s play-pen, AirForce One and a Half.

Yes, all of this is true, except for the parts I made up.

The nice Nazis at ICE have caught, arrested and detained Karolyin’ Leavitt’s nephew’s mom. Karolyin’, livid that she was caught trafficking Brazilian relatives, refused comment as she hadn’t had time to think of a lie big enough to be believed. I’m sure she will have one soon.

A Department of Homeland Security spokesperson said Bruna Caroline Ferreira is a “criminal illegal alien from Brazil.” She ain’t ‘spozed to be here!

Hoo Boy! Imagine that! Thanksgiving is gonna be a tad awwwwkward at the Leavitt dinner table tomorrow.

“Hey Aunt Karolyin’, why’d ya lock mom up? Is she coming home or do I have to go to Brazil now to bring her some pumpkin pie?

DHS Secretary and puppy killer Kristi Noem, said, “all individuals unlawfully present in the United States are subject to deportation. So, deport the bitch or I’ll drag her back to the gravel pit with the dogs.” Cosplay killer Kristi is such a sweetheart. You can’t help but love her.

Bruna Ferreira’s family said she was brought here as a child and has maintained her legal status afforded her through the DACA program. She is currently detained at the South Louisiana ICE Processing Center while proceedings to make her go FuckityFuckByeBye are in full swing.

The phrase “America, land of the free” has such an ironic ring to it these days.

But if you want to make America better, I say keep Bruna, and deport Karolyin’.

Oh, and while we’re at it, deport Obergruppenführer Stevie Miller as well. He was clearly born in the infernos of Hades and was smuggled here illegally in Satan’s asshole.

I can’t wait to get one of the new Trump Grifto-Coins. Perfect for paying the Saudis with untraceable Pig-Coin when you need them to bone-saw up an enemy or two.

Ya’ll have a great Thanksgiving tomorrow. Eat lots of pie before the price goes up even more.

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