They pass us around. I have long suspected they make deals on the golf course and each referral gets a kickback. One PCP visit can result in half a dozen specialists in various fields. I figure I have about 85% of the body parts I started out with. Be careful out there Trev!
I’m not a hunter but your cartoon about incorrect field dressing would have made me spit out my coffee if I’d had any coffee in my mouth. Complete hilarious like so much of you writing and artwork. Good luck with the doctor. You’ll be in my thoughts and prayers. Really; not like those phony T&P people.
Considering sepsis was staging a full-scale coup on every one of my “organs,” Crystal couldn’t even sell my body for parts. If I had died, the organ donation people would’ve taken one look and said, “No thanks — we don’t do fixer-uppers.”
All those years of semi-clean living — no drugs, no cigarettes, barely a glass of wine (ahem) — and I still wouldn’t qualify as a gently used model. Honestly, I should’ve smoked, drunk, and sinned more; at least then I’d have had better stories to go with the unsalvageable organs.
They pass us around. I have long suspected they make deals on the golf course and each referral gets a kickback. One PCP visit can result in half a dozen specialists in various fields. I figure I have about 85% of the body parts I started out with. Be careful out there Trev!
Will do...
I hope it all goes well today.
It will ... hope springs eternal!
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It does
I’m not a hunter but your cartoon about incorrect field dressing would have made me spit out my coffee if I’d had any coffee in my mouth. Complete hilarious like so much of you writing and artwork. Good luck with the doctor. You’ll be in my thoughts and prayers. Really; not like those phony T&P people.
I'm glad you liked it and spitting out your coffee is the highest compliment a cartoonist can get.
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Absolutely…
Stay healthy sir!
Thank you dahlink!
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Hopefully neutering is off the table!
Good gawd man! Now I'm worried!!!
Relax! There are implants available. The Missus won’t even notice…….well mine wouldn’t anyway.
Yes and Doctors can't seem to figure out what's wrong with you.. unless you walk in with a dagger stuck in your back LOL.
You should ask Patti to stop stabbing you like that ... just sayin'
Yes.. we have an agreement that I will put the toilet seat down and she will not knife me. Seems fair enough.
Sounds reasonable ...
Considering sepsis was staging a full-scale coup on every one of my “organs,” Crystal couldn’t even sell my body for parts. If I had died, the organ donation people would’ve taken one look and said, “No thanks — we don’t do fixer-uppers.”
All those years of semi-clean living — no drugs, no cigarettes, barely a glass of wine (ahem) — and I still wouldn’t qualify as a gently used model. Honestly, I should’ve smoked, drunk, and sinned more; at least then I’d have had better stories to go with the unsalvageable organs.
Janna has been trying to sell me or my organs on eBay for years with no takers.
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She should switch to her local Nextdoor App. People are always looking for fresh meat for their pets.
<ducking and running>
Even that hasn't moved the product ... just sayin'